December 7th, 2003

Current Music: Panthers vs. Falcons Subject: I HAVE DEFEATED THE ASSASSIN BOT Time: 11:39 pm Current Mood: WINR

BlueBerry10088: Hey, sup? OzzFactorMkV: what BlueBerry10088: i'll probably never know. OzzFactorMkV: DO I KNOW YOU BlueBerry10088: Do i sound like someone u know? OzzFactorMkV: Nope OzzFactorMkV: THEREFORE THIS IS A TRICK OF SOME SORT BlueBerry10088: thats too bad. OzzFactorMkV: I AM ON TO YOU BUSTER BlueBerry10088: what did you do today? BlueBerry10088: thats nice. OzzFactorMkV: I sat around and accomplished little BlueBerry10088: thats nice. OzzFactorMkV: Yes, quite. BlueBerry10088: Ok. OzzFactorMkV: I am the president of the moon, you know. BlueBerry10088: i know neil armstrong had something to do with the moon in the 1960s. don't ask me what. BlueBerry10088: check out aimthings.com! they have all kinds of cool stuff, i just love it! BlueBerry10088: yo? OzzFactorMkV: He crashed into the moon and it slammed into mars but we built another one in 1978 and they used a giant springloaded cannon to launch it into orbit BlueBerry10088: Yes you are! BlueBerry10088: uh hello? why aren't you talking? OzzFactorMkV: I AM BUSY WORKING ON MY PRESIDENTIAL MOON DOCUMENTS BlueBerry10088: I know neil armstrong had something to do with the moon in the 1960s. don't ask me what. OzzFactorMkV: YOU ARE A BOT BlueBerry10088: leave me out of this. I did nothing wrong. OzzFactorMkV: BOT BOT BOT BOT BOT\ BlueBerry10088: ;-). OzzFactorMkV: I HAVE SOLVED THE MYSTERY BlueBerry10088: thats nice. OzzFactorMkV: Lowtax BlueBerry10088: what kind of movies do you like? OzzFactorMkV: ur mom BlueBerry10088: You have been talking to a computer! One of your friends is now reading the whole conversation and laughing it up! GET EVEN! Have the bot talk to all your friends by visiting http://aim.wasystems.net OzzFactorMkV: Too bad I already figured it out you dumb cunt OzzFactorMkV: Now the question is: Who sent you?

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December 3rd, 2003

Current Music: dave chapelle show Subject: TALES FROM THE STAGE Time: 10:51 pm Current Mood: detroit what

klsvenus: yes, well you played we klsvenus: well* OzzFactorMkV: Thank you, thank you klsvenus: jackson was getting tired toward the end OzzFactorMkV: Yeah, I figured he would klsvenus: yeah, he wanted to sleep OzzFactorMkV: He always talks about how he wakes up really early and is fine but any time after 7:00 is fair game for him to fall asleep. OzzFactorMkV: HE IS LIKE AN OLD MAN klsvenus: yes klsvenus: he is

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November 30th, 2003

Current Music: Spinal Tap-Big Bottom Subject: MY AWESOME FAMILY Time: 10:15 pm Current Mood: AWW YEAH

Here are some awesome quotes derived from spending time with my awesome mountain family over thanksgiving "So I heard my dog barkin' like crazy and then I heard a gunshot so I went outside to see what the fuss was. I saw that a bear had come down the mountain and got tangled in Clyde's fence. Clyde was standin' over there and he said "Hey Tony, check out this bear i just killed!" -My uncle Tony Elders "Blaine(my great uncle) had been tryin to catch this one 'coon for weeks but all he had caught were possums in his 'coon trap. When he finally caught that coon I just knew he was gonna do something crazy with it so I called Kevin(another uncle) and said 'Kevin, get up here and get this 'coon before blaine gets back.' I figured he would want it, he said he could use it by getting one of his hunting dogs to chase it around or something" -Opal Elders, my mamaw(grandmother)

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November 11th, 2003

Current Music: Some faggot video game songs Subject: STEAM CONVERSATION Time: 06:34 pm Current Mood: wawawawawawawawawawa

Cyrus says: lol owend Ozz-Factor says: faggot Cyrus says: no u Ozz-Factor says: THE INTERNET IS TALKING TO ME Cyrus says: more like the martix is toalkiing to you Cyrus says: HELLO NEO Cyrus says: THIS IS THE INTERNET Ozz-Factor says: HOW DO YOU KNOW MY NAME? Cyrus says: BECAUSE I FUCKED YOUR MOM Cyrus says: owned Cyrus says: kekekekekekkekeekekkekek^________________^ Ozz-Factor says: THAT IS NOT HOW IT GOES IN THE MARTIX Ozz-Factor says: Are those guys going to come and ask for the software soon Cyrus says: no Cyrus says: you hav eno friends Cyrus says: so that would be difficult to manage Cyrus says: OH SHIT SERVER OPENED UP Cyrus says: THE INTERNET HAS TO GO Ozz-Factor says: but they were not neo's friends they just wanted software >:( Ozz-Factor says: burf Cyrus has gone offline.

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November 9th, 2003

Current Music: Klaus Badelt-He's a Pirate! Subject: NOW I MUST FIGHT FOR WHAT IS RIGHT Time: 06:21 pm Current Mood: HEROIC

OzzFactorMkV: lol @ bucs Surlypuff: hell yes Surlypuff: fucking owned Surlypuff: we are watching the rave scene in Matrix Reloaded Surlypuff: And timing just now long it really is Surlypuff: four and a half minutes Surlypuff: more like four million and a half OzzFactorMkV: I was all having to go to some music thing right in the middle of the 4th quarter, I got there as Delhomme threw the interception and I was all "Well this is gay I have to stop listening to game and go watch recital" OzzFactorMkV: oh Surlypuff: Yeah I know Surlypuff: Then we came back Surlypuff: And fucking owned them Surlypuff: And it looked like Warren Sapp was going to cry Surlypuff: Haha OzzFactorMkV: Ha ha, what a faggot OzzFactorMkV: BUT HE SURE IS A COOL GUY AM I RIGHT Surlypuff: MORE LIKE A COOL STICK OF BUTTER OzzFactorMkV: A COOL CRYBABY LOL OzzFactorMkV: Who made the touchdown catch in the end? Surlypuff: Steve Smith Surlypuff: But it was actually a pretty awesome drive Surlypuff: Pass to proehl over the middle for a long gain Surlypuff: Then another gain Surlypuff: Then short pass to smith OzzFactorMkV: Cool Surlypuff: Then we stopped them on fourth with about 10 seconds left Surlypuff: What are you up to OzzFactorMkV: Yes, there was a lot more passing than normal that game, Delhome is getting better OzzFactorMkV: NOthing Surlypuff: I see OzzFactorMkV: WHY DO YOU WANT TO KNOW?!?!?!?! Surlypuff: BECASUE WE ARE LOKING THROUGH OYURMIDN OzzFactorMkV: what OzzFactorMkV: is Jackson there OzzFactorMkV: tell him to think about a cool mage character OzzFactorMkV: if he is Surlypuff: PERHAPS we eiwlWILHKHGK:LDALHGK:AD Surlypuff: SORY OzzFactorMkV: ARE YOU DRUNK Surlypuff: tjkdhaklgdslhkajfdlsa kyboard semsa Surlypuff: tobe broken Surlypuff: help Surlypuff: help Surlypuff: help Surlypuff: help OzzFactorMkV: cool OzzFactorMkV: I AM POSTING FROM INSIDE YOUR COMPUTER Surlypuff: khttp://www.jerkcity.com/jerkcity1549.html Surlypuff: that is the probelsm Surlypuff: help Surlypuff: help Surlypuff: help Surlypuff: help OzzFactorMkV: oh OzzFactorMkV: well if it woks then what's the problem OzzFactorMkV: OH NO OzzFactorMkV: IT IS A PARADOX OzzFactorMkV: I AM TALKING TO TWO CYRUS' AT ONCE OzzFactorMkV: WHAT IS GOING ON OzzFactorMkV: HOW OzzFactorMkV: HOW OzzFactorMkV: HOW OzzFactorMkV: THE UNIVERSE IS SPLIT INTO TOW OzzFactorMkV: WTWO Surlypuff: nigesgs OzzFactorMkV: TWO Surlypuff: ismat thipyings oni the gkeypabins Surlypuff: fthis is hard work OzzFactorMkV: NOOB OzzFactorMkV: WHAT OzzFactorMkV: HOW OzzFactorMkV: WHERE OzzFactorMkV: WHAT Surlypuff: ehat thgtsdj the backspeadc coneskewkdrfs once Surlypuff: fbacksespac only workdsf onces Surlypuff: thiserfs is harsd orifds Surlypuff: kekekekeke]efwa\ Surlypuff: niger Surlypuff: nigef on shit you can only hit one key onces Surlypuff: this is hardr Surlypuff: buter Surlypuff: niger Surlypuff: oling Surlypuff: lolign Surlypuff: 1232 ih ave soleved this perblewsm Surlypuff: i sma kfinkings this comespyuerds Surlypuff: Hthis OzzFactorMkV: OK EVIL COMPUTER CYRUS OzzFactorMkV: I HAVE TALKED TO THE REAL YOU OzzFactorMkV: AND THE JIG IS UP Surlypuff: fthis but you can only hit it i OzzFactorMkV: I'M COMING OVER TO STOP YOU ONCE AND FOR ALL Surlypuff: noi Auto response from OzzFactorMkV: I AM GOING TO STOP EVIL COMPUTERLORD CYRUSTRON ONCE AND FOR ALL

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November 5th, 2003

Subject: wwwwwwwww Time: 12:08 am

JackdaddyXTream: 8=====D ~~~~~~~~~ :-o OzzFactorMkV: that's you on the left JackdaddyXTream: Or are they both me? OzzFactorMkV: shit, i meant right i think

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November 4th, 2003

Current Music: Wes Montgomery-Cariba Subject: I AM MYSTERIOUS AND ELUSIVE Time: 11:14 pm Current Mood: lolz

MrFiveSC: WHAT Auto response from OzzFactorMkV: BEES

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November 2nd, 2003

Subject: BITCHES VACATE Time: 11:49 pm

PACKERS FUCKING WIN WOOO WOO

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October 27th, 2003

Current Music: scatman Subject: THE ECHO MASTER Time: 11:49 pm Current Mood: woo woo

Surlypuff: I AM GIVING YOU THE AWARD FOR BEST ECHO EFFECT EVER OzzFactorMkV: cool

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Current Music: ESPN NFL Football for XBOX Subject: WELL I CROSSED INTO THE GAY ZONE Time: 08:54 pm Current Mood: wut wut

OH NO GUYS I AM AN ANGEL OF YOUTH IN THIS MAGICAL GAY FARCE Youth ?? Which Angel Or Demon Are You ?? brought to you by Quizilla

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October 26th, 2003

Subject: internet + drunk=lol Time: 10:55 am

OzzFactorMkV: I AM PRETTY DRUNK RIHGGHT NOW Auto response from Surlypuff: Here a new InterNet operational readiness level develops! Surlypuff: OH COOL Surlypuff: Where did you get drunkend? OzzFactorMkV: we went ot rrtery's place at ecu in greensoboro and ai grank 8 beers ain anhour and not w i am home OzzFactorMkV: FUVKING YANKEES LOST Surlypuff: As william said, they were FLORIDA MARLOWNED OzzFactorMkV: oh sit i can't typpes Surlypuff: it is cool I can not tell the difference between this and when you are not drunk OzzFactorMkV: jesus christ i really can't type drunk OzzFactorMkV: this is cool l OzzFactorMkV: LOL NIGGER OzzFactorMkV: i said that at the party and jackson was there and there wasn this board and ai write niggerz on it Surlypuff: Did jackson get drunk? OzzFactorMkV: i dont kno w he drove home so not really Surlypuff: oh okay Surlypuff: I WILL BE A DESIGNATED DRIVER IF YOU GUYS WANT ME TO SOMETIME IF NOT THATS COOL TOO BUT I MEAN I JUST WATCH THESE COMMERCIALS AND THEN I ALL DONT DRINK SO I THINK HEY I COULD BE JEFF GORDON OzzFactorMkV: oh OzzFactorMkV: i will probably pass out in a minute but it is cool tnat the ynakkes lost becasr i screamed a lt OzzFactorMkV: fuck i am embarrasssing mysel OzzFactorMkV: ff Surlypuff: no more than usual Surlypuff: You should post on some message boards before you pass out OzzFactorMkV: will do OzzFactorMkV: SHOULD I POST ON SQUID KITTLY OzzFactorMkV: caps lok Surlypuff: i will not stop you or even say anything probably OzzFactorMkV: it hurts to read small letters so i will not type it in the bar Surlypuff: ok

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October 24th, 2003

Current Music: Mercyful Fate-Evil Subject: namu namu namu Time: 12:05 am Current Mood: BARON OF THE NIGHT

I got out my old Mercyful Fate album today. They are comically evil, and I was like "lol" but then I was all like "this is so ridiculously evil it's cool" I WAS BORN IN THE CEMETERY UNDER THE SIGN OF THE MOON RAISED FROM MY GRAVE BY THE DEAD I WAS MADE A MERCENARY IN THE LEGIONS OF HELL NOW I'M THE KING OF PAIN, I'm INSANE FUCKING AWESOME

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October 22nd, 2003

Current Music: Fugazi-Blueprint Subject: WHAY Time: 11:42 pm Current Mood: I AM ASLEEP

OzzFactorMkV: GOOD NIGHT FOREVER JackdaddyXTream: WHAY Auto response from OzzFactorMkV: I am conserving my energy for the final battle

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October 21st, 2003

Current Music: System of a Down-Deer Dance Subject: JACKSON DON'T KNOW NOTHIN BOUT NOBODY Time: 11:04 pm Current Mood: KING OF THE INTERNET

JackdaddyXTream: And I talk to Ozzie sometimes OzzFactorMkV: Yeah I know OzzFactorMkV: YOu're talking to him right now probably JackdaddyXTream: Oh

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October 19th, 2003

Current Music: Iron Maiden-The Prisoner Subject: Jews Time: 11:41 pm Current Mood: kekekekekekeke

OzzFactorMkV: http://www.spacklecube.com/stuffz0r/jew7.gif JackdaddyXTream: Cool OzzFactorMkV: JEWZ JackdaddyXTream: OWNE OzzFactorMkV: R OzzFactorMkV: YEP THAT'S ME THE OWNER

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October 18th, 2003

Current Music: Thrice-See You in the Shallows Subject: It's hard being a Red Sox fan. Time: 03:53 pm Current Mood: FUCK THE YANKEES

Grady Little is an idiot. Of course it would be something stupid that ruins the Rd Sox chance at the world series. Just to spit in the faces of us really fucking crazy Red Sox fans. We're crazy because we continue to support this living embodiment of failure that is the Boston Red Sox. I still love them, though. And I always will. It's not like I have a choice. One's favorite team is a sacred pact that, once made, can never be betrayed. LIKE MARRIAGE FOR INSTANCE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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October 15th, 2003

Current Music: Lynyrd Skynyrd-Simple Man Subject: AWWWW YEAH Time: 10:29 pm Current Mood: WOOT NIGGER

TROT NIXON MOUTHERFUCKERS TROT FUCKING NIXON AWWWWW YEAH

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Current Music: Led Zeppelin-When the Levee Breaks Subject: sup Time: 06:39 pm Current Mood: r u serious u cannot be seriou

Surlypuff: hey you are here OzzFactorMkV: what Surlypuff: in this chat OzzFactorMkV: ok OzzFactorMkV: this chat Surlypuff: yes OzzFactorMkV: cool

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Current Music: RED ELVISES Subject: OH MAN OH MAN THE RED ELVISES Time: 09:04 am Current Mood: RED ELVISES RULE

I SAW THE RED ELVISES LAST NIGHT AND IT WAS REALLY COOL AND THE GUY'S BASS WAS HUGE LIKE XBOX SIZED HUGE AND I WAS ALL LIKE "COOL COOL COOL COLL COOL OCLOC OCOLL COCLL COOL COOO LCOCLLLO"

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October 13th, 2003

Current Music: The Clash-The Guns of Brixton Subject: CAT TOWN Time: 01:14 am Current Mood: lol what

THIS IS THE BEST WEBSITE I HAVE SEEN IN A LONG TIME AND IT REALLY IS HEARTWARMING http://www.spatch.net/cattown/index.html

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