MUSINGS BY A COOL DUDE OK

I HAVE DEFEATED THE ASSASSIN BOT

2003-12-08T04:39:54Z

BlueBerry10088: Hey, sup?
OzzFactorMkV: what
BlueBerry10088: i'll probably never know.
OzzFactorMkV: DO I KNOW YOU
BlueBerry10088: Do i sound like someone u know?
OzzFactorMkV: Nope
OzzFactorMkV: THEREFORE THIS IS A TRICK OF SOME SORT
BlueBerry10088: thats too bad.
OzzFactorMkV: I AM ON TO YOU BUSTER
BlueBerry10088: what did you do today?
BlueBerry10088: thats nice.
OzzFactorMkV: I sat around and accomplished little
BlueBerry10088: thats nice.
OzzFactorMkV: Yes, quite.
BlueBerry10088: Ok.
OzzFactorMkV: I am the president of the moon, you know.
BlueBerry10088: i know neil armstrong had something to do with the moon in the 1960s. don't ask me what.
BlueBerry10088: check out aimthings.com! they have all kinds of cool stuff, i just love it!
BlueBerry10088: yo?
OzzFactorMkV: He crashed into the moon and it slammed into mars but we built another one in 1978 and they used a giant springloaded cannon to launch it into orbit
BlueBerry10088: Yes you are!
BlueBerry10088: uh hello? why aren't you talking?
OzzFactorMkV: I AM BUSY WORKING ON MY PRESIDENTIAL MOON DOCUMENTS
BlueBerry10088: I know neil armstrong had something to do with the moon in the 1960s. don't ask me what.
OzzFactorMkV: YOU ARE A BOT
BlueBerry10088: leave me out of this. I did nothing wrong.
OzzFactorMkV: BOT BOT BOT BOT BOT\
BlueBerry10088: ;-).
OzzFactorMkV: I HAVE SOLVED THE MYSTERY
BlueBerry10088: thats nice.
OzzFactorMkV: Lowtax
BlueBerry10088: what kind of movies do you like?
OzzFactorMkV: ur mom
BlueBerry10088: You have been talking to a computer! One of your friends is now reading the whole conversation and laughing it up! GET EVEN! Have the bot talk to all your friends by visiting http://aim.wasystems.net
OzzFactorMkV: Too bad I already figured it out you dumb cunt
OzzFactorMkV: Now the question is: Who sent you?

TALES FROM THE STAGE

2003-12-04T03:52:45Z

klsvenus: yes, well you played we
klsvenus: well*
OzzFactorMkV: Thank you, thank you
klsvenus: jackson was getting tired toward the end
OzzFactorMkV: Yeah, I figured he would
klsvenus: yeah, he wanted to sleep
OzzFactorMkV: He always talks about how he wakes up really early and is fine but any time after 7:00 is fair game for him to fall asleep.
OzzFactorMkV: HE IS LIKE AN OLD MAN
klsvenus: yes
klsvenus: he is

MY AWESOME FAMILY

2003-12-01T03:29:09Z

Here are some awesome quotes derived from spending time with my awesome mountain family over thanksgiving

"So I heard my dog barkin' like crazy and then I heard a gunshot so I went outside to see what the fuss was. I saw that a bear had come down the mountain and got tangled in Clyde's fence. Clyde was standin' over there and he said "Hey Tony, check out this bear i just killed!"

-My uncle Tony Elders

"Blaine(my great uncle) had been tryin to catch this one 'coon for weeks but all he had caught were possums in his 'coon trap. When he finally caught that coon I just knew he was gonna do something crazy with it so I called Kevin(another uncle) and said 'Kevin, get up here and get this 'coon before blaine gets back.' I figured he would want it, he said he could use it by getting one of his hunting dogs to chase it around or something"

-Opal Elders, my mamaw(grandmother)

STEAM CONVERSATION

2003-11-11T23:35:40Z

Cyrus says:
lol owend
Ozz-Factor says:
faggot
Cyrus says:
no u
Ozz-Factor says:
THE INTERNET IS TALKING TO ME
Cyrus says:
more like the martix is toalkiing to you
Cyrus says:
HELLO NEO
Cyrus says:
THIS IS THE INTERNET
Ozz-Factor says:
HOW DO YOU KNOW MY NAME?
Cyrus says:
BECAUSE I FUCKED YOUR MOM
Cyrus says:
owned
Cyrus says:
kekekekekekkekeekekkekek^________________^
Ozz-Factor says:
THAT IS NOT HOW IT GOES IN THE MARTIX
Ozz-Factor says:
Are those guys going to come and ask for the software soon
Cyrus says:
no
Cyrus says:
you hav eno friends
Cyrus says:
so that would be difficult to manage
Cyrus says:
OH SHIT SERVER OPENED UP
Cyrus says:
THE INTERNET HAS TO GO
Ozz-Factor says:
but they were not neo's friends they just wanted software >:(
Ozz-Factor says:
burf
Cyrus has gone offline.

NOW I MUST FIGHT FOR WHAT IS RIGHT

2003-11-09T23:22:28Z

OzzFactorMkV: lol @ bucs
Surlypuff: hell yes
Surlypuff: fucking owned
Surlypuff: we are watching the rave scene in Matrix Reloaded
Surlypuff: And timing just now long it really is
Surlypuff: four and a half minutes
Surlypuff: more like four million and a half
OzzFactorMkV: I was all having to go to some music thing right in the middle of the 4th quarter, I got there as Delhomme threw the interception and I was all "Well this is gay I have to stop listening to game and go watch recital"
OzzFactorMkV: oh
Surlypuff: Yeah I know
Surlypuff: Then we came back
Surlypuff: And fucking owned them
Surlypuff: And it looked like Warren Sapp was going to cry
Surlypuff: Haha
OzzFactorMkV: Ha ha, what a faggot
OzzFactorMkV: BUT HE SURE IS A COOL GUY AM I RIGHT
Surlypuff: MORE LIKE A COOL STICK OF BUTTER
OzzFactorMkV: A COOL CRYBABY LOL
OzzFactorMkV: Who made the touchdown catch in the end?
Surlypuff: Steve Smith
Surlypuff: But it was actually a pretty awesome drive
Surlypuff: Pass to proehl over the middle for a long gain
Surlypuff: Then another gain
Surlypuff: Then short pass to smith
OzzFactorMkV: Cool
Surlypuff: Then we stopped them on fourth with about 10 seconds left
Surlypuff: What are you up to
OzzFactorMkV: Yes, there was a lot more passing than normal that game, Delhome is getting better
OzzFactorMkV: NOthing
Surlypuff: I see
OzzFactorMkV: WHY DO YOU WANT TO KNOW?!?!?!?!
Surlypuff: BECASUE WE ARE LOKING THROUGH OYURMIDN
OzzFactorMkV: what
OzzFactorMkV: is Jackson there
OzzFactorMkV: tell him to think about a cool mage character
OzzFactorMkV: if he is
Surlypuff: PERHAPS we eiwlWILHKHGK:LDALHGK:AD
Surlypuff: SORY
OzzFactorMkV: ARE YOU DRUNK
Surlypuff: tjkdhaklgdslhkajfdlsa kyboard semsa
Surlypuff: tobe broken
Surlypuff: help
Surlypuff: help
Surlypuff: help
Surlypuff: help
OzzFactorMkV: cool
OzzFactorMkV: I AM POSTING FROM INSIDE YOUR COMPUTER
Surlypuff: khttp://www.jerkcity.com/jerkcity1549.html
Surlypuff: that is the probelsm
Surlypuff: help
Surlypuff: help
Surlypuff: help
Surlypuff: help
OzzFactorMkV: oh
OzzFactorMkV: well if it woks then what's the problem
OzzFactorMkV: OH NO

OzzFactorMkV: IT IS A PARADOX
OzzFactorMkV: I AM TALKING TO TWO CYRUS' AT ONCE
OzzFactorMkV: WHAT IS GOING ON
OzzFactorMkV: HOW
OzzFactorMkV: HOW
OzzFactorMkV: HOW
OzzFactorMkV: THE UNIVERSE IS SPLIT INTO TOW
OzzFactorMkV: WTWO
Surlypuff: nigesgs
OzzFactorMkV: TWO
Surlypuff: ismat thipyings oni the gkeypabins
Surlypuff: fthis is hard work
OzzFactorMkV: NOOB
OzzFactorMkV: WHAT
OzzFactorMkV: HOW
OzzFactorMkV: WHERE
OzzFactorMkV: WHAT

Surlypuff: ehat thgtsdj the backspeadc coneskewkdrfs once
Surlypuff: fbacksespac only workdsf onces
Surlypuff: thiserfs is harsd orifds
Surlypuff: kekekekeke]efwa\
Surlypuff: niger
Surlypuff: nigef on shit you can only hit one key onces
Surlypuff: this is hardr
Surlypuff: buter
Surlypuff: niger
Surlypuff: oling
Surlypuff: lolign
Surlypuff: 1232 ih ave soleved this perblewsm
Surlypuff: i sma kfinkings this comespyuerds
Surlypuff: Hthis
OzzFactorMkV: OK EVIL COMPUTER CYRUS
OzzFactorMkV: I HAVE TALKED TO THE REAL YOU
OzzFactorMkV: AND THE JIG IS UP
Surlypuff: fthis but you can only hit it i
OzzFactorMkV: I'M COMING OVER TO STOP YOU ONCE AND FOR ALL
Surlypuff: noi

Auto response from OzzFactorMkV: I AM GOING TO STOP EVIL COMPUTERLORD CYRUSTRON ONCE AND FOR ALL

wwwwwwwww

2003-11-05T05:09:02Z

JackdaddyXTream: 8=====D ~~~~~~~~~ :-o
OzzFactorMkV: that's you on the left
JackdaddyXTream: Or are they both me?
OzzFactorMkV: shit, i meant right i think

I AM MYSTERIOUS AND ELUSIVE

2003-11-05T04:15:50Z

MrFiveSC: WHAT

Auto response from OzzFactorMkV: BEES

BITCHES VACATE

2003-11-03T04:49:44Z

PACKERS

FUCKING

WIN

WOOO

WOO

THE ECHO MASTER

2003-10-28T04:50:19Z

Surlypuff: I AM GIVING YOU THE AWARD FOR BEST ECHO EFFECT EVER
OzzFactorMkV: cool

WELL I CROSSED INTO THE GAY ZONE

2003-10-28T01:55:36Z

OH NO GUYS I AM AN ANGEL OF YOUTH IN THIS MAGICAL GAY FARCE

Youth

?? Which Angel Or Demon Are You ??
brought to you by Quizilla

internet + drunk=lol

2003-10-26T15:56:43Z

OzzFactorMkV: I AM PRETTY DRUNK RIHGGHT NOW
Auto response from Surlypuff: Here a new InterNet operational readiness level develops!

Surlypuff: OH COOL
Surlypuff: Where did you get drunkend?
OzzFactorMkV: we went ot rrtery's place at ecu in greensoboro and ai grank 8 beers ain anhour and not w i am home
OzzFactorMkV: FUVKING YANKEES LOST
Surlypuff: As william said, they were FLORIDA MARLOWNED
OzzFactorMkV: oh sit i can't typpes
Surlypuff: it is cool I can not tell the difference between this and when you are not drunk
OzzFactorMkV: jesus christ i really can't type drunk
OzzFactorMkV: this is cool l
OzzFactorMkV: LOL NIGGER
OzzFactorMkV: i said that at the party and jackson was there and there wasn this board and ai write niggerz on it
Surlypuff: Did jackson get drunk?
OzzFactorMkV: i dont kno w he drove home so not really
Surlypuff: oh okay
Surlypuff: I WILL BE A DESIGNATED DRIVER IF YOU GUYS WANT ME TO SOMETIME IF NOT THATS COOL TOO BUT I MEAN I JUST WATCH THESE COMMERCIALS AND THEN I ALL DONT DRINK SO I THINK HEY I COULD BE JEFF GORDON
OzzFactorMkV: oh
OzzFactorMkV: i will probably pass out in a minute but it is cool tnat the ynakkes lost becasr i screamed a lt
OzzFactorMkV: fuck i am embarrasssing mysel
OzzFactorMkV: ff
Surlypuff: no more than usual
Surlypuff: You should post on some message boards before you pass out
OzzFactorMkV: will do
OzzFactorMkV: SHOULD I POST ON SQUID KITTLY
OzzFactorMkV: caps lok
Surlypuff: i will not stop you or even say anything probably
OzzFactorMkV: it hurts to read small letters so i will not type it in the bar
Surlypuff: ok

namu namu namu

2003-10-24T04:09:32Z

I got out my old Mercyful Fate album today. They are comically evil, and I was like "lol" but then I was all like "this is so ridiculously evil it's cool"

I WAS BORN IN THE CEMETERY
UNDER THE SIGN OF THE MOON
RAISED FROM MY GRAVE BY THE DEAD
I WAS MADE A MERCENARY
IN THE LEGIONS OF HELL
NOW I'M THE KING OF PAIN, I'm INSANE

FUCKING AWESOME

WHAY

2003-10-23T03:55:42Z

OzzFactorMkV: GOOD NIGHT FOREVER
JackdaddyXTream: WHAY

Auto response from OzzFactorMkV: I am conserving my energy for the final battle

JACKSON DON'T KNOW NOTHIN BOUT NOBODY

2003-10-22T03:05:24Z

JackdaddyXTream: And I talk to Ozzie sometimes
OzzFactorMkV: Yeah I know
OzzFactorMkV: YOu're talking to him right now probably
JackdaddyXTream: Oh

Jews

2003-10-20T03:42:24Z

OzzFactorMkV: http://www.spacklecube.com/stuffz0r/jew7.gif
JackdaddyXTream: Cool
OzzFactorMkV: JEWZ
JackdaddyXTream: OWNE
OzzFactorMkV: R
OzzFactorMkV: YEP THAT'S ME THE OWNER

It's hard being a Red Sox fan.

2003-10-18T19:59:00Z

Grady Little is an idiot. Of course it would be something stupid that ruins the Rd Sox chance at the world series. Just to spit in the faces of us really fucking crazy Red Sox fans. We're crazy because we continue to support this living embodiment of failure that is the Boston Red Sox. I still love them, though. And I always will. It's not like I have a choice. One's favorite team is a sacred pact that, once made, can never be betrayed. LIKE MARRIAGE FOR INSTANCE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

AWWWW YEAH

2003-10-16T02:29:37Z

TROT NIXON MOUTHERFUCKERS TROT FUCKING NIXON AWWWWW YEAH

sup

2003-10-15T22:40:49Z

Surlypuff: hey you are here
OzzFactorMkV: what
Surlypuff: in this chat
OzzFactorMkV: ok
OzzFactorMkV: this chat
Surlypuff: yes
OzzFactorMkV: cool

OH MAN OH MAN THE RED ELVISES

2003-10-15T13:06:06Z

I SAW THE RED ELVISES LAST NIGHT AND IT WAS REALLY COOL AND THE GUY'S BASS WAS HUGE LIKE XBOX SIZED HUGE AND I WAS ALL LIKE "COOL COOL COOL COLL COOL OCLOC OCOLL COCLL COOL COOO LCOCLLLO"

CAT TOWN

2003-10-13T05:13:20Z

THIS IS THE BEST WEBSITE I HAVE SEEN IN A LONG TIME AND IT REALLY IS HEARTWARMING

http://www.spatch.net/cattown/index.html

CYRUS IS ALIVE AND IN TROUBLE

2003-10-12T04:09:49Z

OzzFactorMkV: Is he still talking to you?
Surlypuff: FAGOT
OzzFactorMkV: what
Surlypuff: AS SOON AS YOU SAID THAT HE STARTED TALKING TO ME AGAIN
Surlypuff: I HATE YOU
OzzFactorMkV: AH HA HA HA HA HA
OzzFactorMkV: DARK POWER

CYRUS IS DEAD

2003-10-12T04:02:21Z

Surlypuff: FUCK
Surlypuff: CAN YOU PLEASE KILL ME
OzzFactorMkV: Too much of a bitch to do it yourself?
Surlypuff: no
Surlypuff: *bang*
OzzFactorMkV: WHAT A WORTHLESS FAG
OzzFactorMkV: oh shi
Surlypuff: I TOLD U I WAS HARDCORE
OzzFactorMkV: cool

LONGEST CHATLOG IN MANKIND'S HISTORY

2003-10-07T01:02:15Z

OzzFactorMkV: OH NO MY NOSE IS BLEEDING
OzzFactorMkV: WHAT DO I DO
klsvenus: just let it run man
OzzFactorMkV: HELP
OzzFactorMkV: OH NO
klsvenus: hold up a sec, i'm on the phone
OzzFactorMkV: I THINK MY NOSE IS MORE IMPORTANT HERE
klsvenus: okay, i'm off the phone now
klsvenus: OH MY GOD! YOUR NOSE IS BLEEDING!!!
OzzFactorMkV: I ALMOST DROWNED
OzzFactorMkV: THANKS FOR ALL YOUR SUPPORT
klsvenus: HAS IT STOPPED YET??
OzzFactorMkV: Ok, caps loick is off
klsvenus: NO WAY DOODE!
OzzFactorMkV: loick
OzzFactorMkV: Yes, I am fine.
OzzFactorMkV: NO THANKS TO YOU
klsvenus: I KNOW
klsvenus: I AM WONDERFUL!
klsvenus: HAHAHA
OzzFactorMkV: wuteva
klsvenus: don't "wuteva" me SON!
klsvenus: anyway what you up to?
OzzFactorMkV: SON?!?!?!?!?!?!?
klsvenus: ;-)
klsvenus: yep
OzzFactorMkV: THIS IS A DISGRACE
OzzFactorMkV: Oh, I'm up to nothing
OzzFactorMkV: I just read some article on crazy japanese train gropers
klsvenus: why has your away message been "BEES" lately, i have been puzzled by this
klsvenus: train gropers! look out!
OzzFactorMkV: I don't know, myself
klsvenus: okay, the mystery is solved then
OzzFactorMkV: I thought one day, "I could use a new away message."
klsvenus: haha
OzzFactorMkV: Then I typed "BEES"
OzzFactorMkV: And there it was.
klsvenus: cool
klsvenus: .
klsvenus: .
klsvenus: .
klsvenus: .
OzzFactorMkV: .
OzzFactorMkV: +_+
klsvenus: .^_______________________^
OzzFactorMkV: kekekekeke
OzzFactorMkV: WHY ARE YOU NOT HARD AT WORK RIGHT NOW??
klsvenus: i'm trying to be hard at work right now, but am distracted by my many adoring fans
klsvenus: you should know this
OzzFactorMkV: oh
OzzFactorMkV: Well, I'm sorry, but my nose was bleeding
OzzFactorMkV: .There is a tissue in it right now
klsvenus: i have never had a bloody nose, now that i think of it
OzzFactorMkV: "A 5th dan is expected to maintain the prestige of his rank by fondling the buttocks of at least 100 women a month. "-quote from that article
OzzFactorMkV: It sucks.
klsvenus: HAAHA
klsvenus: that is a funny quote
OzzFactorMkV: I GOT MY BLOODY NOSE BECAUSE I WAS IN A FIGHT WITH 10 GUYS AND I WON BUT ONE OF THEM HIT ME IN THE FACE
klsvenus: ...right....
klsvenus: i am in true belief
OzzFactorMkV: NO REALLY
OzzFactorMkV: cool
klsvenus: i hope it was for a good cause
klsvenus: like over the last ice cube in the freezer or something
OzzFactorMkV: Yes, I was defending a lady's honor, and it was very chivalrous.
klsvenus: noble cause indeed
OzzFactorMkV: We were in King Louis XIV's court, and some ruffians were hurling insults at a fine young lass so I threw down my glove and said, "Have at thee, brutes!"
OzzFactorMkV: It was pretty cool
klsvenus: did you slap one of them in the face with your glove
klsvenus: cause that would be beyond cool
OzzFactorMkV: Uh, yeah.
OzzFactorMkV: It was very heroic.
klsvenus: justice has been served
OzzFactorMkV: http://www.livejournal.com/users/king_ozzie
klsvenus: ah, i have just planned some good fun with my awesome friends for a party in fall break in myrtle beach...life is good
OzzFactorMkV: Oh yeah, well WE'RE having a lan party where we go and play computer games! I'll bet YOU feel bad now!
OzzFactorMkV: Oh, wait.
klsvenus: i could always pop by there on my way back from myrtle beach
klsvenus: haha
klsvenus: i don't know how i'm going to get any school work done over fall break
OzzFactorMkV: I'm sure no one would mind.
OzzFactorMkV: Just don't do it.
OzzFactorMkV: THE OBVIOUS SOLUTION
klsvenus: i have to highlight all your shit just to read the journal
OzzFactorMkV: Yeah, it's intended to be obnoxious
klsvenus: yes, that makes sense
OzzFactorMkV: I'll see if I can change it to something bright yellow
klsvenus: yellow is so awesome
klsvenus: and bright
klsvenus: and blinding
OzzFactorMkV: oh snao
klsvenus: and brilliant
klsvenus: and painful
OzzFactorMkV: snap
OzzFactorMkV: There is a pink theme
klsvenus: hahahahaha
OzzFactorMkV: REFRESH JOURNAL OK
klsvenus: i feel the evil laughter within my soul
klsvenus: GOD IT'S PINK!
OzzFactorMkV: HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
OzzFactorMkV: I am totally going to keep this one
klsvenus: you definately should
OzzFactorMkV: Is it easier to read?
klsvenus: yes, this is a bad thing, but the pink is sooo awesome
OzzFactorMkV: Well, I'd prefer it to be readable and obnxious at the same time
OzzFactorMkV: So it's perfect
OzzFactorMkV: THE INTERNET IS MY PLAYGROUND
klsvenus: yes, you are like a great puppetmaster of the internet
OzzFactorMkV: cool
OzzFactorMkV: I'm going to quote that
OzzFactorMkV: somewhere
klsvenus: that is good
klsvenus: this is some funny stuff on your journal
OzzFactorMkV: This chatlog will probably be posted there.
OzzFactorMkV: YOU'RE ON CANDID CHATLOG HAHAHAHAHAHA
OzzFactorMkV: I'M SO FUNNY
klsvenus: OH NO!
klsvenus: i love fame-itude
klsvenus: i was talking to casey, he is going to visit your new and improved pink journal
OzzFactorMkV: He is aking either the best or worst choice of his life.
OzzFactorMkV: making*
OzzFactorMkV: Oh dear, a typo! And I hold myself to such high standards!
klsvenus: i was so trying to figure out what "aking" was
OzzFactorMkV: DON'T BLAME ME BLAME THE M KEY
klsvenus: i think i will
OzzFactorMkV: Rip it off your keyboard and eat it.
klsvenus: OKAY
klsvenus: it is hard and painful
OzzFactorMkV: lol prankd
OzzFactorMkV: I mean
OzzFactorMkV: Are you okay?
klsvenus: no
klsvenus: i don't think i will swallow it
klsvenus: not good
klsvenus: keys are not for eating
OzzFactorMkV: Wash it down with hard liquor
klsvenus: yes, hard liquor is good
OzzFactorMkV: UH OH XTREME THIRST ATTACK
klsvenus: haha
klsvenus: hey whose birthday is july 6 /83 /
klsvenus: casey just asked
klsvenus: thought i would pass that along
OzzFactorMkV: I don't know
OzzFactorMkV: Somebody's probably.
klsvenus: k
klsvenus signed off at 8:51:22 PM.
klsvenus signed on at 8:51:23 PM.
OzzFactorMkV: MALFUNCTION
OzzFactorMkV: Caps lock is pretty cool
klsvenus: what was the deal yo?
OzzFactorMkV: what
klsvenus: nothing
OzzFactorMkV: oh
klsvenus: toes
OzzFactorMkV: DON'T TRY TO CHANGE THE SUBJECT, MISSY
klsvenus: MISSY...O RLY
OzzFactorMkV: you heard me
klsvenus: ^------------------------^
/////////////////
NO CHANGE OF SUBJECT
]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]
OzzFactorMkV: what
klsvenus: YOU ARE SLOW TO MY SUPERIOUR BRAINS
OzzFactorMkV: I CONCEDE YOU THIS POINT AND WOULD NEVER ARGUE OTHERWISE
klsvenus: ok
klsvenus: well, i must get back to my writing of papers
klsvenus: you know what they say about procrastination...
OzzFactorMkV: THAT IT IS GOOD
OzzFactorMkV: ???
klsvenus: procratination is a lot like masterbation...it feels good until you realize you're fucking yourself
klsvenus: get with it man
OzzFactorMkV: OH I SEE
klsvenus: anyway, talk later
OzzFactorMkV: Indubitably.
klsvenus: PEACE!
OzzFactorMkV: The pleasure is all mine, madam.
OzzFactorMkV: (classy)

Auto response from klsvenus: writing fun papers!

A FINE DAY FOR SPORTS

2003-10-06T03:47:41Z

TODAY IS A GOOD DAY FOR SPORTS BECAUSE THE PACKERS BEAT THE SEAHAWKS AND THAT TRAITOR MIKE HOLMGREN AND ALSO THE PANTHERS WON AGAIN AND ALSO THE RED SOX WON SO IT IS COOL OK

INTRODUCING: MY SISTER

2003-10-04T16:25:43Z

OzzFactorMkV: supu(japanese for sup)
ChillyWilly5505: ...
OzzFactorMkV: Hold on a second, I have a cool link to give you
OzzFactorMkV: http://www.livejournal.com/users/king_ozzie
OzzFactorMkV: HELLO
OzzFactorMkV: HELLO
OzzFactorMkV: WHAT DO YOU THINK
ChillyWilly5505: what the fuck....
OzzFactorMkV: lolocaust
ChillyWilly5505:

OzzFactorMkV: what
ChillyWilly5505:

OzzFactorMkV: WHAT
ChillyWilly5505:

OzzFactorMkV: WHAT
ChillyWilly5505: ho hekki ha
ChillyWilly5505: TAHW
OzzFactorMkV: what
OzzFactorMkV: o rly
ChillyWilly5505: yllear
ChillyWilly5505: oh oopodss
OzzFactorMkV: hello
OzzFactorMkV: so what do you have to say about my angsty livejournal?
ChillyWilly5505: ....ANGSTY?
OzzFactorMkV: It is ironic, you see.
OzzFactorMkV: You know, livejournals are all angsty and shit normally
ChillyWilly5505: *sweat bead with mushroom breath"
OzzFactorMkV: ok i know you are pretending to do stuff o the internet but i am not fooled you know
OzzFactorMkV: YOU KNOW
OzzFactorMkV: f this chatlog gets funnier i will post it in my live journal
OzzFactorMkV: never mind, i am not going to put it in because of large letters and stuff
ChillyWilly5505: .......'
OzzFactorMkV: vlad lol
OzzFactorMkV: MUSTACHE

OzzFactorMkV: MUSTACHE
OzzFactorMkV: MOUSTASCHE
ChillyWilly5505: impaler.
ChillyWilly5505: oh hoh o ho ho hh h ohooo HO!!!!!
OzzFactorMkV: what
OzzFactorMkV: cast magic missile
OzzFactorMkV: CAST MAGIC MISSILE
OzzFactorMkV: what
OzzFactorMkV: that wasn't magical at all
ChillyWilly5505: there
OzzFactorMkV: wuteva ho
ChillyWilly5505: vhmvkvhjvhk

OzzFactorMkV: I have updated my livejournal
ChillyWilly5505: lfkdkdckdjkaatTTTE
OzzFactorMkV: ok